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Random Question Thread!

Post by ^^Truth on 30th November 2008, 8:05 am

Rules: Someone asks a question, the next person answers it, then asks their own!

Why are all cardinals evil?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by Tromador on 30th November 2008, 11:31 am

Because they are top of NFC west, whilst the Eagles are bottom of NFC east.

What is the worlds most pointless creature?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by #1! on 30th November 2008, 5:46 pm

Your mother.

Why is pot illegal?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by ^^Truth on 1st December 2008, 1:13 am

Because in 1248 King Louis IX of France, whilst on a sixty-four hour weed binge actually tripped out and ended up waking up in bed with his mother. From then onwards pot has been outlawed.

Why is the earth round?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by Tromador on 1st December 2008, 8:13 am

Because you invited it over and now it's here forever.

How do you fit 'sixteen men on a dead man's chest'?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by ^^Truth on 1st December 2008, 11:05 am

By liquidising them and pouring them all over it.

How do parrots speak?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by #1! on 22nd June 2009, 2:02 pm

A BLAST FROM THE PAST!

With the help of one of those mechanical voice transistor thingies that people with throat cancer get.

What's the most fun you can have in a phonebooth?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by illumination on 23rd June 2009, 6:18 am

throw in a basketball and watch a dozen niggers try and get in.

why is shit so uniform in colour and smell?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by ^^Truth on 23rd June 2009, 7:22 am

Because albino africans are rare and they don't have the money for deodrant in africa.

If America was formed by mostly the English, Spanish and French... where did their stupid fucking accent come from?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by #1! on 23rd June 2009, 7:43 am

The Japanese.

If Jews control the world, then who controls the Jews?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by ^^Truth on 23rd June 2009, 7:47 am

Daniel Levy Very Happy

How many brain cells does a human have on average?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by illumination on 23rd June 2009, 7:49 am

canadian average is 1.5

can you prove that anything, other than abstract thought, really exists?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by #1! on 23rd June 2009, 7:49 am

Sometimes. It depends how drunk you are.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...IN SPACE?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by ^^Truth on 23rd June 2009, 7:52 am

About 3 bits.

If about 50% of the world can trace themselves back to Ghengis Khan, how many Ghengis Khan juniors do we have on this thread?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by #1! on 23rd June 2009, 7:54 am

Eleven hundred. Give or take seventeen.

Ice-cream: would you fuck it?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by ^^Truth on 23rd June 2009, 8:02 am

Sure. Refreshing on a hot day, warming on a cold day. Perfect sexual partner.

Who was the first nerd ever?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by #1! on 23rd June 2009, 8:05 am

Ugg, the caveman. He invented the wheel, art, language, and fire. Then he got wedgied.

What will be the first structure built on the moon?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by ^^Truth on 23rd June 2009, 8:06 am

A giant statue of me.

When did existence begin?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by #1! on 23rd June 2009, 8:07 am

Last Tuesday at 3:46 AM, Pacific time.

Who has the best tits? (note: can't say "your mom" or any variation, as it is too obvious. Also, can't say "your dad" either).
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by ^^Truth on 23rd June 2009, 8:11 am

This guy



Why is gold more valueable than silver?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by #1! on 23rd June 2009, 8:12 am

Gold looks more like it was pissed on.

Why?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by ^^Truth on 23rd June 2009, 8:13 am

Because.

Why is red, red?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by #1! on 23rd June 2009, 8:14 am

Because if it were blue that'd just be confusing.

Why do red wunz go fasta?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by ^^Truth on 23rd June 2009, 8:17 am

Because it's harder for the eyes to pick up the colour red, so it looks like red things are moving faster.

Why is water clear?
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Re: Random Question Thread!

Post by #1! on 23rd June 2009, 8:19 am

It's due to the amount of fluoride the government puts into the water for mind-control purposes. An unfortunate side-effect to unquestioning obedience.

What is the best flavour of cake?
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